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Soap for Shit Shows - Artisan Soap Bar

Soap for Shit Shows - Artisan Soap Bar

Welcome to the Shit Show.

It's poorly-produced, but what would you expect? It only took us six shots of Fireball to get here. Tonight, I mean. The shit show of my life needs no lubricant. All I have to to is roll out of bed, avoid the mirror and slink off to my day job to count the hours until it's happy hour again. And look, it's almost noon already! See you at the bar.

• Fireball Shot Scented • 

Net Weight: 6 oz • 

$12.99
$12.99
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Before use, please review the important 💜Care & Safety Tips below

Care & Safety Tips✨

🫧 Artisan Soap Care & Safety Tips
✨ To make your artisan soap last longer, keep it in a dry, well-drained soap dish between uses. Prolonged contact with standing water will cause the bar to soften more quickly.
🌿 Because each bar is made with natural oils, butters, and botanicals, allow it to air dry fully between uses to preserve its texture and fragrance.
💜 External use only. Avoid contact with eyes and discontinue use if irritation occurs.
🌸 Store your soap in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent fading or fragrance loss.
🕊️ Each bar is handcrafted in small batches, so natural color variations and slight differences in shape or swirl pattern are normal — and part of what makes every piece one-of-a-kind.
💧 For sensitive skin types, we recommend a patch test before first use.
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